hairy hair

I need a haircut. My hair is WAY too long and it's super tempting to sit at my desk and pick at my split ends all afternoon, when the office gets quiet. Can someone please donate $75 so that I can get a good haircut? And why does it cost so much!? I get that it takes 90 minutes to cut my hair, but that's $50/hour! How much do good hairdressers actually get to keep of that? Or is it going to support the fancy salons that tend to employ good hairdressers?